Affairs of the heart
She knows and she’s angry. Very angry. In fact, I’m even getting hate-mail telling me what a bad person I am: “taking another bike on dirt just because Isabelle has an injury…and then suggesting you liked her and might want to keep her around. cold man. cold.” Thanks DBT.
I’ve tried to get Isabelle repaired and back on the trail–honest I have–but she’s thwarted my every effort. I mean, I even had a replacement cartridge flown out here from Arkansas so I could have her rebuilt and ready to ride in time for last weekend’s Bike Fest. But no, somehow she made sure the tool I needed was left behind. Every attempt I made to get a tool, denied. It’s like Isabelle predicted my every move. I thought she’d want to show her stuff at the Bike Fest, but instead, she just wants to punish me for riding–and enjoying–that Kona Unit. What’s a guy to do?!
But, I’m workin’ on her. I’ve got a new tool ordered and being shipped here as we speak. I’ve even purchased a few goodies in hopes of smoothing things over. Not flowers or chocolate, but new pedals and even a new Ay-Up light set![red anodized, her favourite colour!] Surely that’ll make things right; who doesn’t like presents? Oh who am I kidding, she’ll see right through my contrition and see me for the whore that I am.
But I just can’t help myself, that little single-speed(SS) is so much fun, she makes me feel like a kid again! And it’s not that I don’t love my Isabelle, of course she’s my number one girl. It’s just that the SS does things on the trail that I don’t dare ask Isabelle to do.
The worst part about it all is that I’ve ordered myself a Kona Unit. She’ll be here by the end of the week, maybe Monday. But how do I break the news to Isabelle, really? Oh she’ll be so angry, she may never let me ride her again. Well, you know, I’ve gotta stand my ground. I’m just going to tell her the way it is and she’ll have to deal with it. Isabelle, I want to ride other bikes and I think we should explore having an open relationship. Maybe she’ll be okay with that, although, there is the double-standard; I don’t want her riding around with some other rider. Maybe she and the Kona will get along, maybe I’ll even find a way to have them both at the same time, a threesome if you will.
Oh affairs of the heart, they are so complicated.
A peace offering to Isabelle; Ay-Up lights and new XTR pedals. |
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